Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Holiday Therapy

My friend Hilleri sent this to me and yes, I posted this on the Foxy MB, but there are a few of you out there who would still appreciate the sentiment.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel!

1 Comments:

At 9:40 AM, December 28, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soo funny!

 

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